Ancient Persian Zombie Mural

Recently the research team at Maroonbeard.com came across this Ancient Persian Zombie Mural and we just had to share it! This proves once again that Zombies have a far-reaching and timeless presence in the history of civilization.

as we navigate this desert by our cold, dead reckoning.

as we navigate this desert by our
cold, dead reckoning.

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New Free Children’s Book! There’s A Puppy In My Tummy.

My latest children’s book is now available for download!

I have added another short Children’s Book to my collection, it’s called ‘There’s A Puppy In My Tummy” and it is probably my cutesiest and least insane book to date. It’s directed to ages 0-4, if I were actually a “real” children’s book author I would print it as a board book.

This week it’s available as a FREE DOWNLOAD on amazon!

 Just click the ad to be directed to the amazon listing!

GRRRRRR!

GRRRRRR!

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“All Hallows’ Curse” FREE AMAZON EBOOK DOWNLOAD!

I have successfully uploaded my new Halloween book to amazon and it is FREE TO DOWNLOAD FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS! Please follow the link to download the book, if you like it please give me a good review. And if you don’t like it…  DON’T READ IT!

AND PLEASE SHARE THE LINK WITH YOUR FRIENDS, THE MORE DOWNLOADS I GET THE HIGHER THE RANKING ON AMAZON…

CLICK HERE!

All Hallows Curse!

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Days of Halloween, Day whatever… Free Halloween eBook Available This Week!

In the tradition of wasting my time by writing and Illustrating holiday themed books I have just completed a Halloween Book! All Hallows Curse is a short tale about a kid who encounters some frightening spooks while Trick or Treating. I am hoping to have the book available for download tomorrow or the next day on amazon and it will be free to download for the first 5 days. I will make an official announcement once the title is available. Until then here is an image of the cover.

 

All Hallows Curse!

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New Halloween Book I’m Working On

I have been trying to work on another illustrated book for some time. The story is written but I have only completed a few pages of illustration… Just thought since Halloween is approaching I’d share one of the illustrations. I don’t think the book will be ready by this Halloween but I would like to complete it during the Halloween holiday season. Wish me luck.

All hallows Curse Preview

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Regulation through Annihilation

A few months back, in an attempt to create my very own CULT OF PERSONALITY I designed a very fancy propaganda poster that could easily be pasted on cinderblock walls as my steady rise to power accelerates. Spread the word! Maroonbeard represents the uncommon man! REGULATION THROUGH ANNIHILATION!

Regulation through Annihilation

Regulation through Annihilation

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Ian The Never Land Pirate

My Son Ian loves Jake and The Never Land Pirates, so I made him some personalized Pirates to hang on his wall… One of Jake himself and a personalized picture of Ian the Never Land Pirate!

 

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Maroonbeard, St. Picklas Merch!

St. Picklas, Maroonbeard, and radioactive themed junk now available for purchase! Be the first to have a friend ask what in the crap St. Picklas is when you wear his face on your shirt!

http://www.cafepress.com/maroonbeardsplunder?aid=66109099

 

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The Tale of St. Picklas eBook PDF! Buy it here! — USD 1.99

The Mystery of The Christmas Pickle tradition is finally revealed!

The Tale of St. Picklas eBook finally available directly from the source! Enjoy your eBook on your PC, tablet or phone. The PDF format will make the book more widely compatible with more devices. Don’t miss out on the newest Christmas tradition!

Download now for only 1.99! Just Click on Buy Now button below, after your payment is processed your download will begin.

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A TRIPLE RAD DAY! is now available to download on amazon.com!

A Triple Rad Day! Is an optimistic look through the eyes of an innocent child living in a nuclear fallout zone, who’s content with life at face value.
It’s the end of the world as we know it, let go chase mutated cats while riding a nuclear iguana! Life is what you make of it.

Click on the link on the sidebar to go to the listing! >>>>

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