BE SURE TO CARVE YOUR PUMPKINS BEFORE THEY HATCH.
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Looking deeper into the history of the un-dead, maroonbeard.com stumbled upon an ancient Etruscan Zombie Mural. This find once again reveals the similarities we share even with the oldest civilization.
Make sure to check out our previous Zombie Mural from the Persian Empire here.
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Recently the research team at Maroonbeard.com came across this Ancient Persian Zombie Mural and we just had to share it! This proves once again that Zombies have a far-reaching and timeless presence in the history of civilization.
Posted in Pop Culture and tagged Ads, Art, Books, Drawings, Folklore, Funny, Humor, Iran, Middle East, Persia, Pop Culture, War, Weird, Zombies by maroonbeard with no comments yet.
I have successfully uploaded my new Halloween book to amazon and it is FREE TO DOWNLOAD FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS! Please follow the link to download the book, if you like it please give me a good review. And if you don’t like it… DON’T READ IT!
AND PLEASE SHARE THE LINK WITH YOUR FRIENDS, THE MORE DOWNLOADS I GET THE HIGHER THE RANKING ON AMAZON…
Posted in Art, Halloween and tagged All Hallows' Curse, Art, Books, Children's Books, eBook, Halloween, Humor, Scary, Spooky, Strange, Zombies by maroonbeard with no comments yet.
In the tradition of wasting my time by writing and Illustrating holiday themed books I have just completed a Halloween Book! All Hallows Curse is a short tale about a kid who encounters some frightening spooks while Trick or Treating. I am hoping to have the book available for download tomorrow or the next day on amazon and it will be free to download for the first 5 days. I will make an official announcement once the title is available. Until then here is an image of the cover.
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When I was a little kid I loved this poem/song, and I forgot it existed until today when I randomly thought about it. I am am excited to tell it to Ian and I encourage any other terrible parents to share it with their kids!
THE HEARSE SONG
“Don’t ever laugh as the hearse goes by,
Or you will be the next to die.
They wrap you up in a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Then your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle in your snout,
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You’ll spread it on a slice of bread,
And this is what you eat when you are dead.”
Posted in Art, Halloween and tagged Americana, Art, Funny, Halloween, Humor, Music, Scary, The Hearse Song, Zombies by maroonbeard with no comments yet.
It’s time again to make them cry, little children shield their eyes. Zombies, ghosts, decayed remains. Halloween is here again!
Posted in Art and tagged Art, Dead guys, Decorations, Ghosts, Ghouls, Halloween, Monsters, Spiders, Spooky, Zombies by maroonbeard with no comments yet.